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Blonds' revenge Harry,  England, London,  5 August 2008  Why are blond jokes so short? ... So men can remember them. Rating: 0.0  (Votes: 0) Comments (0)

What do batchelors like? Harry,  England, London,  5 August 2008  Why do batchelors like smart women? Opposites attract. Rating: 0.0  (Votes: 0) Comments (0)

Blonde in front of a mirror Harry,  England, London,  1 August 2008  - Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed? - He wanted to see what he looked like asleep. Rating: 0.0  (Votes: 0) Comments (0)

Three Men In Heavan Harry,  England, London,  1 August 2008  Three men die and arrive at the gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches the first man and asks: "How many times have you cheated on your wife?" The first man says "Never," so St. Peter says that he can ride around Heaven in a Jaguar forever. So the guy drives off in his Jaguar, smiling. St. Peter asks the second man: "How many times have you cheated on your wife?" The second man says "Two or three times," so St. Peter gives him a Toyota to ride around Heaven in. So the second man drives away, which leaves the third man. St. Peter asks him how many times he has cheated on his wife. He replies "About a dozen times." St. Peter gives the third man a cardboard box with wheels to ride in. One day, while the third man is riding around Heaven in the box with wheels, he sees the first man (the one with the Jaguar) parked on the side of the road, wiping the tears out of his eyes. The third man stops to ask him what is wrong, to which the first man replies: - I just saw my wife riding by on rollerskates! Rating: 4.0  (Votes: 1) Comments (0)

A young blonde Harry,  England, London,  1 August 2008  A young blonde comes home from school and asks her mother, "Is it true what Rita just told me? That babies come out of the same place where boys put their thingies?" "Yes, dear," replied her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up and she wouldn't have to explain it. "But then when I have a baby, won't it knock my teeth out?" Rating: 0.0  (Votes: 0) Comments (0)

How does a blonde kill a fish ? Harry,  England, London,  31 July 2008  - How does a blonde kill a fish ? - She drowns it. Rating: 0.0  (Votes: 0) Comments (0)

Two boys were watching TV.. Harry,  England, London,  31 July 2008  Two boys were watching TV when the fabulous face and figure of Demi Moore appeared on the screen. 'If I ever stop hating girls,' said one to the other, 'I think I'll stop hating her first's. Rating: 0.0  (Votes: 0) Comments (0)

At the cocktail party Harry,  England, London,  31 July 2008  At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man." Rating: 0.0  (Votes: 0) Comments (0)

yo mama SharShar99,  England,  31 March 2008  Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it. Rating: 0.0  (Votes: 0) Comments (0)

Mother wit of Russian inventors Pestik ,  Russia, Zelenograd,  5 March 2008  Innate mother wit of Russian inventors knows no bounds, that is why they are highly valued and paid only abroad. Rating: 0.0  (Votes: 0) Comments (0)

Order is order Pestik ,  Russia, Zelenograd,  5 March 2008  One Geologist lost his way, so he strove, froze. He crept and saw a Chukchi and plenty of fish near him. - Chukchi, give some fish, I'm dying. - I can't, however. I need to ask my boss. - Who is your boss? - I'm my boss! - Boss, give me some fish! - However take as much as you need. Rating: 0.0  (Votes: 0) Comments (0)

An exam Pestik ,  Russia, Zelenograd ,  5 March 2008  It is an exam. A teacher explains: - A question. With help of what is the voltage measured? - B question. With help of what is the voltage measured? A - voltmeter B - ammeter C - ohmmeter - C question. Is the voltage measured with help of voltmeter? Rating: 0.0  (Votes: 0) Comments (0)

Paradise is Andreich ,  Russia, OPH village,  5 March 2008  Paradise is an American salary, a Russian wife, an English house, Chinese food. Chinese house, English food, American wife and Russian salary is Hell. Rating: 0.0  (Votes: 0) Comments (0)

Once a Chukchi Mila ,  Russia, Tejkovo,  4 March 2008  Once a Chukchi bought "Volga" and drove to his nomad camp to boast, but he forgot how to brake. He circled round and round and cut into a stone. The car was shattered, and he was taken to hospital. He came back from hospital in a few days and said: "Doctors say, that it's good, that I have no brains, otherwise I would have a concussion of the brain." Rating: 0.0  (Votes: 0) Comments (0)

A daughter of the police boss Maxim ,  Russia, Zhukovsky,  4 March 2008  A daughter of the police boss comes to her father: Daddy, I'm pregnant. Ant here is the list of suspected. Rating: 0.0  (Votes: 0) Comments (0)

A student is walking Maxim ,  Russia, Zhukovsky,  4 March 2008  A student is walking and sees a professor towards him, which put him bad mark recently. (S) Hello, professor. (P) I never say Hello to fools. (S) But I do. Rating: 0.0  (Votes: 0) Comments (0)

Two words Maxim ,  Russia, Zhukovsky,  4 March 2008  - Which two words does a shark like? - Man overboard! Rating: 0.0  (Votes: 0) Comments (0)

A warning Kuzia ,  Russia, Tyumen,  3 March 2008  A teacher of music tells to Vovochka: -I warn you, if you don't behave yourself, I'll tell your parents that you are talented. Rating: 0.0  (Votes: 0) Comments (0)

A Chukchi and a parachute Kuzia ,  Russia, Tyumen,  3 March 2008  Once a Chukchi was taught to make a parachute jump. He was explained how to do everything and he was thrown away from the plane. Chukchi was falling, and he couldn't remember what to jerk. Suddenly he saw another Chukchi. He shouted: "Brother! How to use a parachute?" The other answered "However I'm not a parachute jumper I'm a sapper!" Rating: 0.0  (Votes: 0) Comments (0)

News Kuzia ,  Russia, Tyumen,  3 March 2008  In Germany a foreign woman was arrested, while driving. A three times mortal dose of alcohol was found in her blood. All Russia Is looking forward for determination of the nationality of this woman! . Rating: 0.0  (Votes: 0) Comments (0)

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